Usually has to do with the router waking it up. Try turning off the wireless.

Hey Nega, nine times out of ten, that girl didn’t have a crush on you since second grade, she’s crushing on you now and justifying it with a lot of nostalgia.

Came in to be an asshole licker: succeeded. Considering your expertise on assholes, I thought you’d understand the difference between a colon and a semicolon.

Go home and be a family man.

Okay, you’re too nice to needle you about the Starbucks comment. Continue on.

Lil’ tip: if you want to one-up someone else, don’t punch your own face. You can’t call out someone for using a buzzword and in the preceding text, use the buzzword “fedora”. Anyway, fedora and hipster go together like ‘Keith Michael’ and ‘self-inflicted concussion’; so, your insult is idiotic (another tip: hipsters’…

Did Starbucks pay you to mention them, or you feel like the value of your hipster cred goes down if you don’t mention them?

When Sean Payton heard Hard Knocks, he dismissed it out-of-hand. You don’t disturb someone after a day-long bender.

Marchman, that’s theater at its finest. Re-watch the next time you find yourself watching some dull NFL or Soccer press conference.

There’s zero chance that they use Elsweyr. You have to remember that whichever province they set the game in will have a major effect on the type of characters in it. I don’t think that it is marketable to sell gamers on the idea of interacting with a bunch of cats. Vikings were marketable; cats wouldn’t be.…

Why do people capitalize entire words for emphasis? It reads like you’re an insecure emo. What’s more plausible? “The Valve Effect” which describes the process of a developer shifting from singleplayer to multiplayer because it’s easier to develop for and it’s cost-efficient, or “people assuming”? I don’t have a clue…

Greg, fucking own your opinions and arguments. You questioned the legitimacy of McGregor for an entire year, and the next article you post on McGregor after his title win isn’t an apology and mea cupla?

Hope Valve continues the trend and releases Half-Life 3 for free, too.

“It couldn’t not.”

Yeah, the rule committee has to look at changing the rules for intentional grounding. I think that if the QB is pressured or touched by the defense and throws it away, it should be ‘intentional grounding’ unless there is a receiver in the vicinity (current rules) and the receiver actually makes an attempt to catch the…

“Sorry, man, you’re displaying poor social skills. You’re not using childish vocabulary; worse, you’re exhibiting childish behaviour.”

How this is supposed to work is for people to exchange ideas. I, for my part, recommended to you that you give Blood Money another try and suggested a mission in that game to play to convince you that it’s a great game. I sufficiently demonstrating my knowledge in this area (Hitman series) and dominance over your…

It’s not a waste of my time, because I’m displaying my dominance of you; it’s a waste of your time - that is true. I offer my hand to pick you up and dust you off, but you’re so uncouth.

First, grammar refers to the construction of a language, not the logic of it which is of importance here; so, you consult a dictionary.

Another foe bends the knee. I’m kind: I suggest you pick Blood Money up again. ‘A New Life’ mission will convince you.