I don’t believe you. I’m a massive fan of the Hitman series, and I’ve played all the Hitman games and sinked dozens of hours in to each title. You can have the opinion that you prefer Hitman 2 over Blood Money or make the argument that the former is better than the latter, and at one point I held the same opinion but…

‘Hitman Go’ is a mobile game and a very good mobile game. Have you even played it? I doubt it. I doubt, too, that you have played Blood Money, because after playing that game, you cannot conceivably make an argument that there is a “large decline in quality” between Hitman 2: Silent Assassin. Hitman Blood Money was…

What are you talking about? There’s one average game in the series (Hitman: Absolution) and it was released in 2012. The previous game, and the best game in the series, was released in 2006. Where is the rapid decline? How can anything be in “rapid decline” for “awhile”?

Bit of a joke between capitalofperu and me. I predicted Chelsea’s slump in what capitalofperu called a “very manageable” set of fixtures a few months ago in a Chelsea Deadspin article.

I have taught you much, young padawan.

They have a very manageable schedule in the next few weeks. They’ll be up there at the top by the end of it.

So your prediction, Howard, is that McGregor either does beat Aldo, or he doesn’t. With so many link-backs to so many articles, did you perchance link your article where you wildly and gleefully claimed that Mendez would beat the shit out of McGregor? McGregor is so good that he’s bullied you in to not even writing a…

Because the report that Gronk is “healthy” or ‘not out for the season’ is bullshit. You don’t go down like that with a knee injury and play in a couple of weeks; well, if he does, it’ll be RGIII all over again.

I begat this post. You begat this post. We begat this post.

FIFA rankings don’t mean a whole lot to me. There are three decent teams in Asia (Japan, South Korea and Australia) and two, North America (USA and Mexico). So, I gave the nod to AFC Asian Cup, but both are terrible. In fact, you can switch the order if you like, I just remembered how much game time Song Jung-Ho…

So, one competition has a monopoly of coverage and the other competition doesn’t, but the latter gets more attention than the former?

Ranked:

It gets barely any attention - what the fuck are you talking about? The only attention paid to the AFCon is a news item detailing which players will be missing from their club for a month and how said clubs will adapt.

So Greg Howard is officially off MMA coverage, right?

Greg Howard doesn’t have a fucking clue when it comes to MMA.

I think it’s the opposite. Abramovich hates Mourinho. Even if it’s his house, letting Mourinho burn in it isn’t out of his character.

Anyway, Chelsea’s upcoming PL fixture list:

Never retire the Emmitt Smith bit. In fact, if you end up on your arse out of work, I’ll donate $2 a month to you to write me a Emmitt Smith bit every week.

“Clearly isn’t good enough”

Very good - you thought of that all on your own.