THIS is a high quality rant. Where I would have said to them, “go shit in your hat,” you have crafted a masterpiece. May their tears soak their iPads. I like it. Please, please write a piece on Mumford and Sons. Please!

If he didn’t have a gun, he’d have stabbed her or beat her to death, run her down with a car, etc. I’m the biggest advocate for gun control there is, but this is a domestic violence and control issue, not a gun issue.

And, she broke up with him? Such a shame. I mean, he’s a passionate, go-getter who doesn’t take no for an answer.

*please pull through*

I think we can all agree that it’s regarded as the best of the trilogy – though I obviously don’t share that opinion.

“I think we can all agree that [Iron Man 3]’s regarded as the best of the trilogy”

MINOR SPOILERS HERE! Nothing too serious, or anything more than the original post, but just giving due warning.

It’s a phoenix. You can tell by the beak and the tail feathers, which are traditional. I’ve got one on my shoulder that’s very similar in coloring, though it’s more stylized.

Call if a phoenix all you want but that’s a goddamn dragon, and I’ve got the huge stack of Weis and Hickman books in my childhood bedroom to testify to my authority in this matter.

why.

Falwell’s comments are just a perfect encapsulation of how these idiots think. The racism, of course, but also the action hero fantasy bullshit that they tell themselves.

WE.WERE.ON.A.BREAK.

I’ve never been more excited for a show. Crime drama, aging celebs making a comeback, true crime that I remember watching as a kid on the news, terrible wigs/makeup, pop culture, Kardashians.... what more could a viewer want?

That’s odd. I’m obsessively nice and all it gains me is the contempt of my peers.

“Hillary does not like to ask for money,” Buell continued. “It’s not natural for her.”

I’m not mad at this? Treating people who support your endeavors with respect is a good thing.

Demi Lovato flicked my vagina.