I totally agree with you except for one thing. Francis isn’t an asshole. While he is not perfect, people don’t seem to have the facts on the new Cool Pope.

I hear you, however, as a Catholic, it was incredibly frustrating for the Pope to come to our country and primarily spread a message of acceptance and tolerance of all people, and then turn around and meet with Kim Davis. The US is not a Christian nation and the Pope is not an American leader, but he is a Catholic…

Thanks for this! I’m not trying to saying she doesn’t suffer from a mental disorder. But BIID is pretty much impossible to treat in many cases. She’s not a Dolezal pretending to be a minoritized group in order to get ahead in spaces dominated by that group. And she’s not a child, who in the case of gender identity we…

Have you ever seen Snowden and Scissorhands in the same place tho.

I”m more of a pro-choice person. There are times and places where I feel the death penalty is well within reason of being used: John Wayne Gacy, Ted Bundy, and a few others that are unimaginable people who kill for lust and fun and without remorse.

No, because my husband’s fucking douche caboose cousin unplugged our DJ’s equipment and plugged in his laptop so more music he liked would be played. I guess the songs we picked for our wedding weren’t of his taste.

No because that would be my crazy Aunt who did the following:

It’s not us! It’s our dumb thrice-divorced aunt in Florida! She takes everything at face value and is highly susceptible to slogans and catchphrases!

“We’ll do the holding pens in a nice gold plating, it will look great. I know a guy, he can do it fast and for no money. Very little money for the gold.”

“We’re gonna round them up in a very nice way.”

#meowshaming

I am squeeing so hard that I am about to punch something. Someone give me that god damn baby cat before I break my own fist.

My family has had, like, 3 cats that just could not figure out meowing. They would open their mouths, make a beeping noise, and look confused, every day of their lives. Is this a common thing? Are our cats just dumb?

Every movie I’ve ever seen says that your genetic engineering will absolutely fail and they’ll eat you and then they’ll eat all of us.

You had a pet lion when you were 8?

That’s one of those cutesy nicknames that only works if you’re very close with someone, otherwise, yep, it sounds condescending. I would only accept that from a very short list of people.

Yeah if literally anyone said this to me at work I would flip the fuck out. I’m a petite woman and it would infuriate me to be talked to like a child. Casual work place or not, that’s a really aggressive move, especially over IM where you don’t even get tone (not that I can really imagine a tone that makes this ok)

I think it just sounds like she’s trying a bit too hard to be cute and off the cuff....but yeah it lands real weird.

I urged my bestie to break up with her boyfriend once because he was being controlling and douchey and not meeting her halfway (literally - they were long distance and he refused to visit her bc he didn’t like the city we lived in, so she spent a lot of time visiting him and not building relationships where we lived)…

With the wedding/cousin situation, the bride really needs to decide what she wants her relationship with her cousin to be. This is not about her fiance’s feelings about the cousin, this is about if the bride wants to forgive the cousin for having a moment of (too real) real talk, and resume their formerly superclose…