The weirdest part is that the HR lady actually seemed kind and thoughtful; asking if she was alright, offering her lunch, etc. I just can’t believe what a narcissistic bitch this woman is.

Wow...

Every time I scroll past her face in my feed I think it is Kylie Jennie having an allergic reaction.

holy FUCK this is bad

Is it just me or was that video actually really great?

My mom was able to go through the treatment for free over the summer as part of a study group. She was cured of her Hep C as well. I know people keep sneering at the price - and I agree that it is absurdly expensive - but I am just happy there is a cure.

I’m thinking it will be the waitress pity partying herself over lost tips to two customers in the process of losing their home - to the point where they felt guilt-tripped enough to leave $50!

Oh my gahhhhhh this installment is legit making me cry at my desk. Faith in humanity restored!

I am seriously dying over Kourtney’s choice to wear a tux. She owned that shit so hard.

Yes! You are inside my brain!

Is it just me or does it seem like we are really stepping into a full blown 80s renaissance, fashion-wise?

One of my biggest fears has always been someone going through my notebooks after I die, and being perplexed and judgy by all my nonsensical lists. So I found this email to be strangely comforting.

I was the tooth fairy once. By choice. :(

Thank you for clarifying “not sexy chicken.”

Oooh! I have one!!

I thought this was a new batch of scary stories and I got so excited and then I got so disappointed :(

Yeah, that makes much more sense. Thank you.

Okay, that actually makes sense. Thank you.

Germans should be able to laugh at Hitler, rather than viewing him as a monster, because that relieves him of responsibility for his deeds and diverts attention from his guilt for the Holocaust

Wow. What a way to start the day.