My first sexual relationship was with a 23 year old man when I was 14. I relate so much to this. I honestly thought that the rules did not apply to me or us; that we were an exception; that I was mature enough to make the decision. Now, at 27 years old, I feel sick when I think about it.

April births unite!

what

Wow. What beauty.

Are his eyebrows tattooed on? What is happening here?

This made me laugh so forcefully that the entire office stopped and looked in my direction.

Okay I kind of want this for just chillin’

No.

But her hair doesn’t even look good in the supposed “after.” It looks like a typical brassy blonde home job.

What if you have been there for 4 years and everyone already hates you?

I was kind of ‘meh’ until I got to the last one... wow!

Oh :(

Yes, so that we don’t kill them and instead do insane things to keep them alive and comfortable.

It’s a big part of the economy over there.

Her humor was so unapparent that when she mentioned UCB I assumed she was talking about something else because my mind was not making a connection that she was an actual comedian.

Yes! Thank you!

Yeah, but isn’t that the point of this? That the make-up is all for the perfect selfie, not actually for wearing out and about?

Yeah, I was really interested to read this article as a fan of make-up and someone that finds the Instagram make-up subculture to be really fascinating. Not only did I find this article to be of little value, but it was actually quite condescending. :(

Maybe she has been MIA and has refused to address anything because she is going through a tough breakup and doesn’t want to deal with that shit right now?

I didn’t say you were a liar, I said you were deluded. You also appear to be completely insufferable.