Yeah, I’m sure the chef made a CONSCIOUS decision to fuck with your entree. My god you are deluded. I’m sure you are a lot of fun at parties.

Wow, what elaborate trolling. Bragging about being a good tipper, dropping the Yelp and Groupon bomb, being an overall incredibly entitled and whiny brat... This story has it all!

I NEED THIS

I have decided that I don’t like the new star positioning. I like to be surprised by how many stars a post has. I don’t like knowing the star-worth of a post prior to reading it, because then it unintentionally biases my opinion of the post! But now with the stars up at the top I can’t help but see them prior to…

Why am I so intensely interested in this??

Holy shit she is beautiful. Not just physically, but her mental restraint.

Wait, but isn’t she gay?

oh my god this guy is lame

Oooo mine is any variety of kale massaged with avocado and lemon juice and topped with a few sprinkles of kelp and hemp hearts. Throw in some halved cherry tomatoes or thinly sliced carrot if you’d like, but it is not needed.

Hm. Miley seemed to handle it pretty well.

“ the issues that Average Everyday Joe Sixpack America wants to talk about”

I came to read this article because I thought it was about “Lunar Burlals” and I wanted to know what that was. But that’s not what this article was about. Still interesting though.

Okay. I get this one.

It is a joke about how he killed two people this morning but couldn’t manage to kill himself later.

I did this once. I was sloppy drunk, it was my birthday, and I was giving a beej to the guy I had been crushing on for a few weeks in his car (conveniently parked out front of the club I was at with my friends). It was... awful. Traumatic even. I’m sure it was hard to get all that just-eaten-birthday cake and…

For my first pregnancy, I announced at 6 weeks. At week 7, I miscarried. Telling everyone that the pregnancy failed was terrible, and I promised I would heed advice the next time around and wait.

Whoa whoa whoa —— that really messed me up.

This is actually a perfect example of the systemic racism that keeps black people oppressed and marginalized. The message the make-up artist is sending is that black models are an afterthought, an aberration, an inconvenience. Yes, significant “progress” has been made in some areas; however, it is our generation’s…

I am so glad other people are saying this because I couldn’t understand a fucking word anyone was saying and just thought that I was way too high!

You would be surprised how many processed products have gluten-containing additives. As someone that suffers from a gluten sensitivity, I appreciate the labeling even if it seems “obvious” to other people.