modern renditions of Who’s On First.

I think it’s fair/fun to agree to a few group outings in advance. After all, you’re out together, that’s sorta the fun. Whether it’s a group dinner, or a cool bar, or whatever.

Timezones matter. Like, if you’re in Europe and you’re spending your evenings out drinking and dining you can always resort to Twitter/Facebook. It’s work day time back in the US. The other direction is more difficult. I remember hopping on Twitter while my wife was showering when we were in Hawaii. Even the west…

Look, how can we possibly take this post seriously, here, especially when it even mentions the Gawker situation? This right here is clearly biased ‘journalism’.

405th: sac bunt.

Even without kids. “Pasta’s ready! Let me just strai...crap, it’s in the dishwasher! Should I just take it out and use it, or should I stop to calmly empty the dishwasher while my dinner turns to mush?”

omg just use paper

Oh look, now my cat is stuck in the dirty dishwasher.

pulls dish out, puts it away.

Yeah! Fuck those people celebrating the impending birth of their child! How dare they have a little silly fun with it!

Nah, I think you miss the point. It was a self-referential discussion about all the ‘grifters’ around any big story. People that are interested in it and think their interest amounts to anything substantial because they tweet about it or retweet about it or write for Deadspin. See, if no one cared, this guy would’ve…

Meh. This is akin to just drowning everything in ketchup. I want my pasta to taste like pasta. my potatoes to taste like potatoes.

This false. you don’t need a big pot or lots of water. you literally don’t even need it to keep boiling.

back in high school somehow they gave a few of us 4th period lunch, which got us to Burger King at 10:48 and they were still serving breakfast. Took about a month before they adjusted and let us order lunch.

I’m on a slight hill, so I don’t really interact with the neighbors above and below, so it leaves on two. One older man who I chat with kinda over yard work occasionally.

fuck that. Companies are soleless entities and your brother working the system to take 9 PTO days instead of 7 isn’t going to hurt anyone.

you mean when he was never the best at his position, in which the balloting is based?

“we’re done” as he recedes into places the media can’t reach.

I think this was written unironically, and it’s blowing my mind.

And then four seconds later you need new wipers again.