Also, I know no one important will read this anyway, but if you’re going to autoplay video ads at me whenever I visit this poorly designed website, might as well autoplay the content too...

screw that. If I’m going to be miserable, might as well be miserable at work. sick days are for doing cool stuff like going to the Mets WS parade (guess I have an extra sick day to burn now..) or for job interviews.

but..but..they ARE 6-1..

Wouldn’t the aliens be more mindboggled that people spend all of election day, and the time leading up to it, talking about the next election?

well, it’s wrong to call it a debate, because it’s really just a reality show about the Democratic party.

That’s what Sullivan’s article basically says. deGrom struggled and the Royals were the perfect team to take advantage of that whereas a team like the Cubs would’ve still swung and missed enough to keep them from bunching hits for runs.

you forgot about the Buck invasion of the MLB booth which was..ugh.

well, it’s a scotch ale so maybe a little.

I can’t work up the motivation to replace my getting pretty ratty sneakers, and she wants me to buy boots for my feet to sweat in all day? great.

Drew, buddy. amigo. Freund. I hate to break this to you..but Bisquick DOES come with the mix in plastic. It’s almost certain you’re buying second hand crack.

black widow.

a kid (it’s almost definitely nearing midnight btw, after any playoff game) that accidentally gets a little champagne spray in his mouth is a serious thing. It’s a slippery slope and you just know that kids going to be into heroine by the time Spring Training rolls around.

yay beer

do you know how much waste these stadiums create? Why add another plastic cup to the mix?

I don’t really know what’s crazy about that.

“I don’t want to rewrite press releases for readers that can read the same thing in 6billion other places on the Internet.”

hahahahaahahaaha

you guys do all realize the massive annoyance at the ads means they’re working right?

and i literally could not care less what college a pro player went to and yet i’m inundated with that.

he’s off to the right. graph doesn’t go that high.