Here's the only thing you need to know:

Can you see this?

Absolutely.

Good bottle art/logo too. The hand crushing the hop? Gold, that is.

sure, but a lot of things close at night. (Besides the bars, which sure, i'll do that too)

If I had no responsibilities?

It's really really good.

If other teams really care, they could approach this guy, who's technically not a Browns employee, and offer him twice the salary to do something for them.

I feel like Leinenkugel (which I guess is owned partially/fully by Coors? is the mass-produced and distributed beer we should tepidly favor over all others.

Genesee Cream Ale was the first beer I ever order at a bar before noon.

You could always request a glass so you can pour said canned beer out to properly judge how much is left..

Remember dress for the job you want, not the job you have. And no one wants a job that has other people telling them how to dress, so never wear a tie.

I'm confused. What does this have to do with the Islanders and hockey season? I don't think Brady's a good option to fill-in for Okposo on the top line.

I haven't watched a football game in like 9 weeks. Should I bother Sunday or just look up the quarterly scores to check my boxes?

"no one cares about your chili recipe" should be tweeted nonstop this week.

The best part might be that what he said might be the most interesting thing a player says today. Which is why the reporters keep showing up. So they should probably appreciate it.

If you do, don't overlook Hill Farmstead, Lawson's Finest Liquids, and Rock Art, among others, who make great beer up over there.

I know right? In the time it takes MLB to play an inning the NFL has a commercial break, a gimme point after conversion, a commercial break, a kickoff to a fair catch, a commercial break, and then 3 downs in a row of guys running into a pile for short gain before another kickoff for a fair catch and then another…

Kona Koka Brown for me.

how do you find these cool couples (or hell, couples) to hang out with? like, should I put up a Craigslist Ad?