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Cecilfielderhasabigolebutt
Cecilfielderhasabigolebutt

When you use nonplussed incorrectly it makes me genuinely nonplussed. 

Those people listed under "Created By."

Eh, even originally Crank Yankers was a pale imitation of The Jerky Boys.

Some of the clips from the original were comedic gold, but many of them just sucked. Maybe one good one a show. I find some cringeworthy things funny, but The Spec Ed ones weren’t funny at all.

“Did I mention I’m from New York?  I’m from New York.  Don’t make the mistake of thinking I’m a Jersey dude just because I went to Action Park.  I said I’m from the city, right?  Just making sure.” 

Saban’s humorless hyper-competence follows in the footsteps of Bear Bryant as modern day versions of the generals that Alabama didn’t have during the Civil War

They strike me more as a Gamecube team.

I read that as “spread fart he shame” initially.

The waitress was flirting with him goddamnit, not his brother

Northwestern is truly the Stanford of northern Chicago.

Being a team player, not questioning orders, wage suppression, universal health care...sounds like college sports are clearly just a front to indoctrinate kids into the CPUSA.

Just for fun, someone should tell these 40 something coaches who act like they grew up in the 1950's that being a team player is just a harbinger of becoming a full fledged socialist. It would confuse the shit out of them for a few minutes

Football is a dumb sport for psychotics. 

The really sad thing is he had that “my email address is hashtag I don’t care” so locked and loaded and ready to that it is clear it was a line he thought about and prepared and was waiting to throw out there, and it is just so so terrible. 

Oddly enough, Case moved the ball well on the two touchdown scoring drives. I found myself wondering where these guys had been all night as they ripped through Chicago’s defense. At times, they looked good but that was few and far between. The defense is an obvious problem for them, especially when they’re getting lit

A) Good

You sir are either a master of sarcasm or Tom Coughlin’s father. Either way, congratulations!

What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?

What have you got for men over 30?  And moving into middle age?

What have you got for men over 30?  And moving into middle age?

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job