I will never not love that gif. Especially in this instance. 

My buddy from college had his wedding rehearsal dinner there. It was the weirdest experience.

He’s pretty good at catering to the lowest common denominator, I’ll give him that.

Check out the Foo Fighters rider. It’s easy to find online. It is hilarious.

Rainforest Cafe AND Great Wolf Lodge? That sounds like my personal hell. 

Haha, jeans. People are still wearing those?

Haha, jeans. People are still wearing those?

I will make fun of anyone wearing this in public. 

I will make fun of anyone wearing this in public. 

You actually want to buy that?

You actually want to buy that?

The guys that peaked in high school often need to play dress up in BS gear to prove themselves.

You use “all” very generously

“You have a family and need a usable back seat while hauling your motorcycles and camper up to Michigan’s north every weekend over the summer?”

That looks fucking awful. Get a cabin.  

Suburban soccer moms that need to conquer the interstates and parking lots of America beg to differ. 

Article mentions nothing about environmental impact.
But here we are. 

Hard pass. Duffel bag and backpack. Who cares if I bump into someone in the restaurant. Say sorry and move on, you’re never going to see them again.

Oh great, can’t wait to have my feed jammed up with those stupid posts again. Almost as enjoyable as seeing the terrible music people choose to listen to. 

The form to come back in takes 3 minutes to complete. Not sure how that app is saving any time. The problem with re-entry is the number of officers available and the ebb and flow of international arrivals all coming and going at the same time. 

Calm down. 

Came here for this. Take your star and have a nice Thanksgiving.

You make that sound like a bad thing. 

I want to work with the joyless ballbuster. It’s work, not a dinner party invite. Just get to the point on what you need and stop wasting my time with frivolous banter.