There are a few races on that list I wouldn’t mind seeing dropped in favor of Germany. France, Abu Dhabi and Sochi? Toss ‘em all!

Ya, why would F1 want to race in Germany? 

Can’t tell if sarcasm...

Meanwhile, my insanely insightful in-the-greys comments drive tens of thousandths of unique pageviews to your site every month, and I’ve yet to see dime one.

I heard Ray Lewis’s voice when reading this.

The worst thing about youth sports is adults. 

Adam Shefter is definitely the hard seltzer of sports reporters, so this makes sense on that level.

“Kicking her while she’s down? I like your style.”

We’ve finally found a Redditor that believes women should be allowed to play sports, so that’s a good start.

Dunking on Russians is as American as apple pie

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

We’ll wave from the 2nd round. Byeeeeeeeee

If you’re Justin Verlander, how do you complain about anything this petty?

I’ve always associated Justin Verlander with the full moon.

This concludes another episode of “Pitchers Are Head Cases”. 

“You made them think I BELIEVE IN SCIENCE which is WAY TOO OFF-BRAND!”

Truth in headlines: this is dumb af

I mean...of anyone in the MLB, Verlander especially has the right to be super protective over who has access to his cell phone information.

Weird that the tall, handsome, athletic jock from Virginia who made hundreds of millions of dollars and married a supermodel turned out to be a jerk.

A majority of football fans are trash people.  Them booing Luck is extremely on brand.