Or...ya know...don’t buy them a smart phone?

These pieces of shit are even worse. no back and just as uncomfortable.

I actually thought he could balance out her performative “zaniness” quite nicely, but maybe he got depressed and passive-aggressive while she went hard into her “I’m sO uNcOnVENTionAL!” shtick. 

Does Miley's song include a line that says, "If you're looking for mature, that'll never be me"?

I stick with “fuckin’ jagoffs.”

Donald Trump is definitely the Fredo of his generation, but trying to determine if Jr or Eric is the Fredo is a hard call.

“Trump’s bowl was totally overflowing but they’ll actually only show the Democrats.”

handfuls of corn kernels in a bowl

The entire family is halfwits. With apologies to wits and halves.

they only hire active addicts in fast food. 

“We’re sorry, this is America. We can’t hire recovering addicts, because then we’d be contributing to a system in which recovery is encouraged.”

Yeah, it really is too bad that managers don’t have any other option. Literally, all they can do is keep offering the job at minimum wage and deal with whatever under-qualified applicant walks in the door. I mean, they’ll turn off customers, and possibly go out of business, but what choice do they have? Offer higher…

2019's standards in 6 words.

Why is Wendy’s under the impression they cannot hire recovering addicts?

At least it wasn’t overtly racist.

I have a hard time believing any A.V. Club commenter would ever try to “who?” Sleater-Kinney of all bands. But here we are.

I always loved Kathleen Hanna for exploring different sounds with different bands. Trying to force Bikini Kill to do Le Tigre songs would’ve been a bad fit. I see what they’re trying here, but Janet sees what the rest of us do: It isn’t Sleater-Kinney.

Imagine actually writing this pretentious prattle. Fuck off already.

Janet Weiss beat the living shit out of a drum kit on SK’s roster and it is extremely punk of her to tap out when the band is going as commercial as possible..

I’d like to propose Carla Azar as S-K’s new drummer. She’s a monster.