Boaty is one Mellow Yellow, calmly and methodically travelling the oceans to help save us humans from ourselves.

White Sox: At Least We Can Do This Right!

This will affect the sight lines of dozens of fans!

Is it any sillier than names like the Reliant, the Indomitable, or any number of names from Greek mythology? At least Boaty McBoatface doesn’t sound like it’s compensating for something.

I’m jealous of anyone who gets published in that journal. You could say I have PNAS envy.

People are hating on the name, as if it’s the worst thing the Internet ever did, and here I am relieved that it wasn’t named “Hitler did Nothing Wrong.”

You’re a remarkable idiot

I’m on your side. This Gabe Froboznik guy should be chucked into the ocean, only to be rescued by Boaty McBoatface, thus putting him forever in the submersible’s debt.

What a douchebag! If you feel insulted by the name “Boaty McBoatface” you need not just to lighten up, you also need to fucking grow up.

My filming story - I used to work in the CAA building when they filmed Entourage there. I was a a junior employee that had to go get coffee for people on the first floor. So I get about 12 cups in carriers and head back to the elevator. It comes and as I am about to go in, this woman blocks me (causing coffee to spill…

Interesting move on her part as she is a resident of the neighborhood she shut down. I can’t imagine that will help her make any friends. I will say this - I have eaten dinner next to her; her children are perfectly behaved, far superior to some adults in the restaurant who were spoken to about their volume levels. I…

“Nor will he comment on the LA thing.”

There will be a lot of joking involved with this asshole’s emergence on Twitter but let’s not forget that this fucking coward tore his wife’s throat out and got away with it.

And lost in the story is the fact this was the Warriors floor so the fans were NOT trying to stream on the court in some big crowd, this was singling out a guy.

Lying about something a black person did? That doesn’t sound anything like northern California police.

Well sure! I know I like to show my happiness in moments such as these by randomly assaulting police. The motive is clear.

That cop showed some great restraint and deescalation tactics.

Mark Stevens pushes a black player, no charges filed. Ujiri nudges a white guy charges. hmmmmmm.

So Neymar is an Oakland cop now?

“Unfortunately, the body camera malfunctioned and footage will not be available.”