Cecilfielderhasabigolebutt

6/11/19

6/10/19

Houston only has the docked bikes, and wont allow any of the scooter companies to operate unless they also agree to have docking stations for the scooters. Working downtown and living in Montrose, I would use them, but agree that all of the streets i would use them on would be cluttered with them without docks. People…

6/10/19

This reminds of an old joke that is probably not PC anymore. Mopeds are like fat girls, they are a lot of fun until your friends see you riding one.

6/10/19

All the good stuff to eat in Dallas and she was eating buckets of shit.

6/10/19

VC Fuckkers throwing good money at bad ideas.

6/10/19

Spots on the sidewalk. The horror.

6/10/19

Unless you are 10 years old or younger, you look like a tool on a scooter.

6/10/19

Or $40 for an anonymous hat? A lot of this is not helpful at all.

6/10/19

These are the kind of things guys who wear dusters, or wear Indiana Jones hats would love.

6/8/19

My kids are still little, which means I get to pay for all my Father’s Day gifts. Do you have a list that’s not targeted at lottery winners, by any chance?

My kids are still little, which means I get to pay for all my Father’s Day gifts. Do you have a list that’s not…

6/8/19

54 dollars for a gym t-shirt? Have you lost your mind?

6/7/19

This, clearly, is the end result of exceptionally poor genetics.

6/7/19

Weird, usually when a guy with a shaved head and camo Bruins jersey (who definitely has a thin blue line Punisher flag behind the squat rack in his basement) and a bro with a flat brimmed backwards hat get together it’s in Harvard’s philosophy department’s faculty meetings.

6/7/19

Please wear camo in Boston for the springtime
I’m fighin’ here with some fans and they’ve got Steve Austin’s tune
You can go to the Straight Pride parade after
Lots of youth fightin’ this June
Please come to Boston
She said “No. Fuck that awful place, it all smells like pee.”

6/6/19

This is the most Boston thing I’ve ever seen.

6/6/19

The fact that the team chose that moment to play the Stone Cold Steve Austin theme makes this so much better.

6/6/19

Even Boston fans hate Boston fans.

6/6/19

the only reason he thinks he can get away with it is literally every single experience he’s ever had.

6/6/19

At this point, the easiest thing for the Warriors to do is just buy the knob out of his shares.

5/26/19

Yeah, frankly calling your typical restaurant can be really fucking annoying - first you get a busy signal, then they put the phone down while they take an order at the counter, then half of them don’t even read back the order to verify that they got it right, and if you have any special instructions you feel like a…