I’ve never understood why solitary / isolation situations are so scary to folks. Personally, I’d absolutely love it - 30 days of peace and quiet. 30 days of freedom from a endlessly nagging wife. 30 days of not having to do anything. I’m kind of jealous - this guy is actually getting paid to do this.

In all seriousness, her wearing a yellow star turns this from just hilarious and pathetic to extremely and unforgivably gross. 

An alt-right Jewish woman?

The total darkness is what makes this so difficult in my mind. I started thinking about how much I’d have to be paid to spend 30 days in complete isolation from the outside world if the terms were different and I was allowed to have books to read, and then I realized that the answer is zero, because that sounds…

I have a friend that is a pretty active poker player. Despite having a legit job that pays six-figures and loads of stories about his big wins, he’s approaching 40 and still has a roommate, so you do the math.

We really need to talk about getting phrasing back in the rotation.

That’s what makes this fun for everyone!

When did Epsom salts become a lavish toiletry?

30 days alone where no one can bother me? Where do I sign up?

There will be serious chaffing after a few hours. 

She tried very hard to get him to pull out and he wasn’t having it. She’s pretty worried

“At some point in your life, probably several points, you’ve discussed how much money you would have to be paid in order to do something painful or humiliating.”

Good Bull Hunting’s “graphical preview” of Saturday’s game is the kind of innovative internetting the world needs in 2018.

The commitment to the “MLS system” is astonishing. Cheers to mediocrity.

more like Space Farce, amirite?

Why would doing something completely rational be considered a meltdown?

Nope, but it all starts with the ref.

If we change the Serena Williams vote to the ref who caused the whole thing, I’ll vote for that.

Yeah, this dumb ass is the only choice. Athletes occasionally melt down as they’re hyper-competitive lunatics with lizard brains. But a supposedly normal guy calling the cops over a pick-up game? Not only does he deserve this award, he also deserves to be in jail.