I hope somebody throws a fastball at this guy’s head…

[clears throat]

good thing that heaven shit ain’t real

It would be classy if some of the team knelt in remembrance

O’Doul’s is fine.

Alternatively, drink a few while you kibbitz with your coworkers, then slam a bunch of hard booze right before you leave and meet your buds at a bar. That way, your company is paying for you to get wasted, but your drunken antics aren’t displayed for you to regret back at work. 

Most reputable caterers of the sort companies like to hire for holiday parties will have a few non-alcoholic options. O’Doul’s is fine. Or just drink soda water with lime! The important thing is that you don’t end up puking in a trash can. Have one or two of those and then quietly make your escape. Get a good night’s…

“sports entertainment writer”

He seemed nice on “Fresh Air” with Terry Gross.

I’m lucky, in that my office is tucked away in the corner of our organization (next to the Director’s office, so there’s that), and we don’t get a lot of foot traffic. I cannot tell you how many times someone has poked their head in, seen me typing furiously (usually on Gawker sites, lol) and said “wow! What are you…

I am in no way surprised that a reporter of Windhorst’s stature has the Cavaliers cafeteria menu memorized.

I know him mostly as the guy who made a sexist crack about Rachel Nichols on-air and got his ass handed to him by Ms. Nichols.

Not sure what you mean. He’s gut so much inside info he’s bursting at the seams. 

I totally get where Windhorst is coming from. For years they said Osama Bin Laden was hiding out in a cave, and so we sent special forces into the mountains of Tora Bora. But the whole time, he’d been living in a house in Pakistan. If Magic Johnson had known LeBron wasn’t in a literal cave, he might have been able to…

Is he really one of the most well-respected NBA reporters in the business? I’ve always known him as the The Guy Who Only Covers LeBron. Like, the dude’s career was made by covering James in Akron, then Cleveland, then he followed him to Miami, and then back to Cleveland. He’s been ESPN’s guy on the LeBron Beat since…

Speaking of steps...there’s no way he’s out of steps.  He probably only takes about 1,000 per day.

Windhorst looks like the kind of guy that never corrects his boss when he or she calls him Ryan. He just mutters “it’s fucking Brian” as the boss walks away. Then when the boss says “what’s that Ryan?” Brian says “Huh? I didn’t say anything.” Then at the office Christmas party, a drunk Brian tells everyone his real…

I actually sort of understand his reticence to come forward with information that would upset Lebron and his crew. If he was forthright, it would probably impact them giving him tips and that is how Caddies make the bulk of their money.

This isn’t out of step for Windhorst, who has something of a habit of proudly and publicly touting his ability to withhold information.

AJ volunteered to sponsor one, but he’s broke.