Seriously. This is a guy with a history of violence towards women announcing to the world that another woman he dislikes “should be afraid.”

Strangely, in this case, the answer is actually NOT “protecting King Football” because Smith was really awful at his job. In fact, he was such a bad coach that Ohio State just filled the position with a Generic Ex-NFL WR and has seen *dramatic* night-and-day improvement at receiver. So if it was just about protecting…

Posting screenshots of his own abusive texts on a public social media profile is an interesting choice. Let’s see how this one plays out for him in family court.

Notre Dame still hasn’t fired the staff who killed a kid. Stay golden pony boy

Thank you, Lauren, for pointing out that this isn’t just juicy tea-spilling like the morons posting popcorn gifs in the mentions seem to think — this is a deeply fucked up misogynist with zero self-control lashing out at people because they helped his ex-wife. I hope his ex is screen-capping all of these tweets and…

One of my greatest indictments of drugs and addiction was the fact that we were cheated out of a Tommy Boy sequel.

To be fair, not remembering what you did at an Asian massage parlor is a good sign you did it correctly.

if i were herman i’d be most worried about being outed as a vodka guy.  

Hard to believe he emotionally and physically abused his wife.

In another remarkable parallel to Farley and his commentary on the human condition, it appears that Smith will soon be living in a van down by the river.

Okay cool hook em horns is a great way to get out of a conversation

This Twitter meltdown is positively Trumpian. I’m impressed.

Anyone wanna know all that I know about Tommy Boy?

You see a twitter meltdown, I see an application to be the next head coach of Maryland. 

Norman is way off base here, he’s here 20 years into the Snyder regime and all the shenanigans that have come with that, the continual playoff debacles at home, the stadium in the middle of nowhere with limited metro access. RFK was a legit intimidating place to play, FedEx is a dump with a nice club level.

So you’re saying the fans offer support to the players, but then try to take it away from them?

Rihanna is about to do a whole fashion show with plus size, pregnant, trans models now just to make a goddamned point, isn’t she?

This dude looks like if a dick and a thumb had a baby.

He wasn’t acquitted, he was found “not liable.” By a jury that immediately went over to take pictures with him, and a judge that made jokes with him. After he admitted that she was too intoxicated to communicate verbally, and that there was nothing in their text exchanges that indicated that she wanted to have sex…

No.  He was found not liable.