Kinda surprised that Pitt players aren’t getting paid, as bricklayers usually have a strong union, amirite?

It is not just reporters. It snows pretty much every year in Chicago, and yet the first time it happens each November or December, everybody acts like they have lived their entire lives in Australia. Especially the drivers. We got a half inch of snow a few weeks ago and it tripled my commute for no reason at all.

At least he’s not ruining soccer games anymore

That is the most tolerable Gus Johnson call in, well, maybe ever.

So what was up with him on Michigan State’s first touchdown in tonight’s Holiday Bowl?

What’s wrong with him?

I never got the fascination with Gus’ freak outs.  I’ll take cool and detached any day.

They’ve gotta remove him. Can’t let him spoil the whole bunch.

Sounds like this guy is rotten to his core.

I dont know what it is, but I have such an issue with serial dating. I mean, whatever works for you, great. But in my personal experiences the people I know that serial date are...STILL SERIAL DATING. Like the second I hear that a girl goes on 2-3 dates a week, that’s going to be an immediate no for me dawg. It just…

lol

At what point do we go full Anthony Weiner? I mean, what if I’m this guy? How do I fix myself?

If you live in a big city like LA or NY and have a dating app or two, just about anyone could average two dates a week.

Not expensive enough to be discarded onto Aimee’s floor later that night.

Hey, that was easy. I’m new to this, but I guess I’ll know if it went well based on whether you insist on paying for your own internet.

A partner is not an accessory, you can’t put them away when you’re not up for devoting time to them, and then take them out when you feel like companionship.

Some girl told me going to a bar where everyone knows you makes you look like a lush. I never take dates to my favorite spots, if they don’t like them it ruins it; if they become stalkers, I don’t want them to find me.

Yeah imagine if your spouse found out.

I made a vow to go on two dates a week, every week.

Righty-tighty was always my favorite type of birth control.