I’ll say 3%, unless they plug it in soon.

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

At least he answered.

Jeffrey Loria is having a bad day.

i expected nothing less than a middle-school level troll job on an mlb owner by the hack who enabled a gay porn star’s extortion attempts on a conde naste ceo.

I imagine most people who receive a call from Jordan Sargent can consider themselves as “having a bad day”.

The arena they play in was called “Sleep Train Arena” last year.

That would have been priceless.

They could have just retired Jordan’s number for the fuck of it. (Miami Heat style).

All of those guys have better things to do*.

Love the idea, but Isiah is the only one that shows up, right?

I would have had Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Magic Johnson, Isiah Thomas, Hakeem Olajuwon and Charles Barkley show up wearing their combined 18 rings, but your way works too.

If I was in charge of the ceremony I would have had Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Magic Johnson, Isiah Thomas and Hakeem Olajuwon show up wearing their combined 18 rings, while a video montage showing all the times they owned KJ’s ass was played on the video boards in the arena.

6 weeks from now he’ll be discretely hired as a consultant.

Related: their lawyers are makng f-ng bank.

I’d arrest his parents for naming him that.

Rowing the boat up shits creek

This stuff is supposed to stay over there at Eastern.

I heard the Secretary of the navy on Dan Patrick state that Kapernick exercising his right is why he goes to work every day. Yet, Jimbo would rather shoot him for disrespectin’ his Murica’.

Really?