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More like Dick Saban, amirite?

Hey, you can’t discount an entire genre until you actually put in the effort to explore it. Pop country is probably the worst music of all time, but there’s an ocean of great stuff below that plastic, cheap-twang surface. Check out Sturgill Simpson’s “Sailor’s Guide to Earth”.

Only in America does nudity require “police intervention” and carrying an assault weapon does not...

Guess you can add this to that whole Yale thing along with doing a lot of coke and being a closeted homosexual

Behold, the bare asses of the brightest young minds most well-connected white boys in America.

When the police approached the leader of the naked guys all the Harvard students started chanting “Lock him up!”

Skull and Boner

I was personally hoping to see Les Miles’ name show up for whatever reason, with GG Allin listed next to it.

Nick Saban responded, “What is ‘music?’ It sounds pointless.”

“Tim Allen sold Coca-Cola Here”

The only way Morgantown is nicer than expected is if you expected a tire fire inside of a nuclear waste dump.

If that’s a typical crowd then I think we’re done here.

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Yeah dudes! Another (random?) Tim project-

Without op ivy there is no bosstones. And without the clash? None of this exists.

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Here’s another (obscure?) Armstrong venture

Nonsexy , smart signings will get your team to the postseason quick.

I believe those were the exact words that sent a Cardinals exec to jail.