Based on all your replies, including this one, I don’t think you have a real job.

Little known fact, Smith’s jersey number is a tribute to his favorite proof.

Thank god the Cowboys are always hiring.

Hardy did sit out a year plus. Smith wouldn’t have a job working for your local DOT with the record he’s accrued. Repeat offender doesn't even tell half the story. Guy should be happy he got a job from the Raiders because this hammer has been a long time coming.

This puts Smith in an awkward position. He's too much of a criminal to play for the Raiders and not enough of a criminal to cheer for the Raiders.

Jokes on you, this whole thread is out of the greys

Do you even Zlatan bro?

This would be a good example of being overly sensitive. It’s perfectly fine to talk about an unrelated game without having it be directly linked to a separate tragedy. That’s like saying I can’t talk about deer hunting days after a mass shooting because guns are involved.

Turning down the thermostat? At least her dad will be happy.

Doubtful. He hasn’t had an upper decker since 2011.

“Are you a football player?”

The police sure did.

He’s totally getting traded to Cleveland for Johnny Manziel this offseason.

You fucking KNOW Andy Dalton? You know he’s a good guy? That’s AWESOME! Way to stick up for your friend!

Also, when you say “a trick you might want to learn” in regards to being polite without being condescending, then you are actually being super condescending (not to mention the condescending last sentence.)

TL;DR -…

Andy Dalton plays on a team with Pacman Jones. Tell me more about the integrity of the game?

Bullied children everywhere look up to you Andy and that's your response.

People who take themselves too seriously, like Dalton (and apparently you) are just asking for trouble. Stop acting so surprised.

Stop. Just stop. You’re making such an ass out of yourself.

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.