As a sports medicine doctor, I can almost certainly assure you he didn’t die of natural causes. There’s more to this story. Wait for details to come out. Given how often he was traded, and the abrupt end to his career... I would strongly suspect substance abuse.

I just turned 28 and now I’m pretty sure I’m in actual cancer range, which is terrifying on the daily. Naturally, I smoke to calm my nerves.

So you’re saying that you have a modicum of real concern that there is a legitimate possibility that you may die suddenly at 29 because somebody else did?

That looks staged to me, maybe even scripted.

I've coached multiple youth sports, including hockey. Without a doubt, hockey parents are the fucking worst. I don't if it's due to being one of the more expensive sports to play, or if it's the disparity in ice time from game to game, but EVERY one of those fuckers thought thier kid was the best player on the team,…

Flint is as inspiring as the Mizzou football team.

Wish some college athletes would do this to the entire NCAA system

The head of a university should be able to give a better answer to that question, for fuck’s sake.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

It’s just for you then when you look away:

Uh, Billy, you’re burying the lede here.

Disgusting baseball chin human being

That should be the main issue on their agenda: The NFL should grow the game in the U.S. amongst kids

What kind of parents would let their teen daughter anywhere near Tyler Seguin?

Wow! A hockey player made a teen girl cry and it wasn’t rape-related. Incredible.

The British Pound is worth five times as much as the Milwakee Buck.

“40% effort? I’d kill for that right now.” -Jose Mourinho

I wish EPL would recipricate. Be awesome. But considering how we keep boning them with the Jags, they’d probably send Aston Villa vs Sunderland in revenge.

As a lonely, desperate alcoholic who can seldom justify drinking before 10am, I fully support this plan.

Yep, it’s called taxis, uber or friend. You just pulled Pinkham’s law. Congrats.