Thank you for this comment which is so much better than anything I could have posted while so pissed off.

“Sadly, the Shuttle Program would turn out to be more of a very expensive anchor that would keep mankind stuck in orbit for decades than a economical space plane that could facilitate exploration beyond earth’s orbit.” Incorrect. You need to research the unclassified Shuttle program accomplishments. No need to even up…

This is a great story, but it also proves that it's always the "unheralded" guys that do stuff like this. I'm a Brewers fan, and I was on vacation in Texas awhile back, and went to see the Brewers play the Rangers. We walked over to the Brewers bullpen all decked out in our Brewers gear, and I hollered down to (then)…

Man it’s moments like this that almost make me feel sad the Texas governor cursed all Texas based baseball teams with a single tweet.

I’d like to enjoy that moment but in the back of my head I know that over half of them would be calling her a gold digging liar if it was one of their players.

As a man on Snapchat in his mid-30’s, Aaron Talasnik is the expert at understanding “she said no”.

Yet again, Kane claimed he didn't hear that part.

Best piece of prose by far

White Sox fans have been the most annoying fans ever DURING THIS POSTSEASON BECAUSE GOD FORBID A TEAM IN ANOTHER LEAGUE THAT JUST HAPPENS TO ALSO PLAY IN THE SAME CITY DOES GOOD AND THE FANS WANT TO BE HAPPY. Back off. Sox fans can eat shit as far as I’m concerned, thanks to those that root for the Sox but are also…

I’m a Sox fan too, and Cubs fans are an especially annoying breed of asshats, but I have to admit, their team is a shit ton of fun to watch.

I’m a life long Yankees fan. I’ve seen 5 titles in my lifetime. I’m about to turn 24. *Generations* have lived and died without seeing them clinch a series at Wrigley, let alone win a series. It has literally been 107 years. There are, like, what 200 people on earth that were even alive last time they won? They’re…

Let me be clear: I’m OK with the true Cubs fans like my GF and a few childhood friends. It’s the bandwagoneers and the bros — oh God, the bros — I can’t stand. Too many Cubs fans don’t even follow the game, they just want to get shitfaced. Ruins the rep for the actual fans who care and know what’s going on.

I’m a Red Sox fan and I’ve been openly rooting for a few last-place finishes to convince the pink-hatters who don’t know an infield single from a balk to stop turning Fenway Park into Wrigley Field East. When I lived in Allston back in the summer of 2012, I dreaded that ride on the Green Line when those fuckers would…

“Twelves” are the absolute worst!

I will stand for a lot, but I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. A “g.” OBVIOUSLY.

Why the fuck does anyone even pretend like this is a thing that’s limited to Cubs fans? Every fanbase turns obnoxious after a title win, so you might as well root for the team you like. Because you will never, ever like the fans.

Every fan base is worse than every other fan base.

Yeah, what a shame it would be for an old school team that hasn’t won in 100+ years that has a die-hard fan base to win the pennant. What a bunnch of jerks, right?

I’ve had to mute like 20 insufferable Sox fans like yourself on social media. People that didn’t spend a single dollar to see their own team in person. No status updates supporting their team. Not a peep all year. The Cubs get to the postseason and these idiots litter my Facebook feed with garbage, unoriginal posts…

Here comes the White Sox fan with the standard little brother complex.