Cannot agree with this more. 

Ok.

Six Flags over Jesus? Yeah, they are weird AF. 

You didn’t think this through, did you?

That’s why I leave after communion. Beat the traffic, especially with all the blue-hairs trying to backout at the same time. 

They shouldn’t be since many churches are losing members hand over fist and have to combine many parishes or close them outright. Since, you know, all the kiddy fiddling put a damper on things. 

This. Yes.

Or the flight is late and they need every second they can get to make their connection. 

So glad Delta is taking out/reducing the recline function. I can finally get some work done with holding my laptop at a ridiculous angle because Johnnie Selfish Ass needs to recline for a 2 hour flight.

Because the flight is probably late and I need to get my connection.

And why do you care about the timing of people you’ll never see again and whey they get to baggage claim? Maybe they had to drop the kids off at the pool or grab some food beyond the inedible offerings from the airlines. Calm down, people have lives…

Assuming the plane still has blankets. 

THE. WORST. These people need to be drawn and quartered. 

Yeah, you aren’t going to do that. 

That’s cool. I’ll just shoulder your seat every time I go into my bag and cough and sniffle. And I’ll make damn sure to grab the top of the seat when I go to the bathroom. Two can play at this game. Good times.

You’re going to assault someone in a confined area with dozens of witnesses?

Good call. Very effective. 

Hey, dad. Take your damn star.

Doesn’t look very elite. 

Found the crossfitter.

Found the crossfitter.

The Bootlicker Special!

Only thing better than a Cardinal’s loss is a Yankee’s loss. Let’s go, Astros!