But if you’re a normal dude with a dad bod and don’t have defined arms and broad shoulders it’s just a too-tight pajama shirt.

But if you’re a normal dude with a dad bod and don’t have defined arms and broad shoulders it’s just a too-tight…

Girl’s gotta make her commission threshold. She’s not putting that low margin stuff in.

Girl’s gotta make her commission threshold. She’s not putting that low margin stuff in.

$5M to go away (assuming he gets paid out for his 2020 deal) AND he doesn’t have to continue with that dumpster fire of an organization?

Sounds like a pretty good way to start the week.

They also get paid much better wages and generally have decent national healthcare. A waiting gig in Europe is actually not that bad of a job to have. 

Wow, you’re cheap. 

If that HOFer is Bob Feller I am beyond jealous. That dude was a BAD. ASS.

Detroit is on a river, not a lake. It’s most likely Milwaukee or Cleveland.

This story is so weird

Take your damn star.

Ah, the NFLPA. Protecting cheaters, rapists, domestic abusers, and murders since 1956. 

Dislocated shoulder? You’d need a shitload load of drugs to get through that pain.

Me too

Oh, look. “That” guy.

Yep. Facts. 

You mean that short lived project that is going on tour in December? 

Daniel Jones. Mason Rudolph. Baker Mayfield. Josh Allen. Lamar Jackson. I for one welcome our new QB overlords.

The horror!

Time for ole’ gray dick to hang it up.

They haven’t in the last 15 years, so what’s stopping them now?

The empty ones or the ones they removed? The upper deck looks like an Erector Set.