American has Woodford...yum! But then Dewar’s...gross! Can’t we upgrade to a Johnnie Walker Black or Chivas? 

How about you don’t order them in the first place because it’s an obvious huge price mistake? Haha, ok. Sure.

Would you do that in a retail store? Goddamn right. 

If there was a price mistake - you knew it was a mistake - but some new cashier rang it up and let you go with it? It’s not on the cashier if the system is…

Oh, look. That guy.

Herman Moore was alright.

This is accurate. 

I agree with all of this. 

Calm down. 

Calm down. 

He’s doing just fine, if not better than the late late days. Podcasts, tours, cons. He has a massive cult following. 

Nope, because watching MLS makes my eyes bleed. 

And Popeye’s is vastly better. (Well, in fast food terms. It’s not a high bar)

Australian racism makes American racism look downright adorable. 

Tip of the hat and take your damn star. I’ll meet you in hell for laughing at that line.

I’m sorry, what are these? I’m too busy with my single malt scotches.

Needs more stars

“still true that “Old Town Road” is everywhere this summer” Huh? Never heard of it until here.

“still true that “Old Town Road” is everywhere this summer” Huh? Never heard of it until here.

What’s his doping protocol?

Swing and a miss

I’m guessing if they gave him a gay pride flag he wouldn’t do the same thing. 

Where was this? We definitely learned that in my school.