There’s a lot going on here. 

Probably likes his own pictures on Facebook, too. 

What about swastika flags? Those are a part of history. 

Genocide? Calm down. 

He’s not wrong. 

“I thought it looked very cool with my flared Abercrombie cargo pants and baby backpack (and let’s be honest...I was right)“

Nah, not really.  

“I thought it looked very cool with my flared Abercrombie cargo pants and baby backpack (and let’s be honest...I was…

Never heard of this before. Different strokes I guess. 

Never heard of this before. Different strokes I guess. 

Haha, why would anyone have that many batteries? I mean unless you’re a doomsday prepper...

Haha, why would anyone have that many batteries? I mean unless you’re a doomsday prepper...

Wait. What?

Wait. What?

If he kicks out Mike Piazza from a game then it all comes full circle.

On the plus side, looks like glue prices will be falling. 

That’s how they make Gorilla Glue. From the really old tough horse muscle. 

This is an underrated comment. Take all the stars. 

Darren? Is that you?

Also, this is a dumb sports blog where people often make dumb jokes. We aren’t curing cancer here. 

Harsh. But not wrong. 

Keenan Thompson is a national treasure. 

I’m against idolizing other adults because they may have a level of notoriety for whatever reason.
Getting autographs when you’re 10? Sure.
When you’re a grown ass man with responsibilities? Not so much.

This is a bad take. Lighten up. 

Are you a grown adult getting the signature of other grown adults? Because that’s weird.