You can get a lovely view from the TVs while shopping in the one of many stores or eating in the one of many establishments.

But they still average 35,000 a game. So umm, around 35,000 people a game wants to fucking go. 

Still won’t protect Max Scherzer’s nose.

9/10

Clocks? Oh, ok. Have the receipts to back that up? Police spokesmen don’t count. 

Punches? Got proof of that? 

“Just think to yourself, what kind of person thinks so highly of themselves they think THEY should be enforcing the laws on the rest of us?”

People that peaked in high school and need feel a sense of superiority? 

“Good” cops. Oh, ok.

Hit? Calm down. 

Hard pass

Hard pass

Scooters are for children and commies. 

Pretty sure my pops would disown me with any of this.

Pretty sure my pops would disown me with any of this.

This looks about right.

“summer wardrobe budget” Haha, okay.
Apparently that’s a thing? 

“summer wardrobe budget” Haha, okay.
Apparently that’s a thing? 

More than $5o for ugly-ass swim trunks?
Hard pass. 

More than $5o for ugly-ass swim trunks?
Hard pass. 

Call? Why? So they can screw up the order yet again?
And if they don’t offer delivery on the web, again, what’s the point?

If I can order what I want in two or three clicks in under a minute and get it delivered, that’s what I’m going to do.

But they deliver me tacos. So, whatevs

F1 really needs to bring back the elaborate driver name on the side

Yeah, he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed. But apparently smart enough to dupe the board and investors to keep his job. And he’ll get a golden parachute eventually.

Wait. You’re telling me that McLaren is dumpster fire and barely a shell of its former self? Surely you jest.