Really? I order 2-3 times a week and had 1, MAYBE 2 orders canceled in the last 5 years. I’m sorry to see that has happened to you, but my experience has been pretty good. 

Talk to another human that I don’t have to? Ugh. Why?

Or, don’t get up in arms over a stupid dad joke. 

Let’s be real, these people aren’t “pro-life”, they are just “pro-birth”.

An upgrade from Perkins?

But it’s not the law anymore. I don’t see what the problem is here. 

But now they aren’t, so how about not living in the past. 

Wow. You seem fun. 

Yet another reason the thought of living in a suburb makes me shudder on the floor in the fetal position.

The rules don’t apply to him. There’s no body damage. 

Yet another reason the thought of suburbia makes me nauseous. 

Oh, look. The HOA in questions has made their presence known. 

“I’ve foreclosed on 3 deadbeats this year already and took their houses and put their shit on the curb for not paying up the measly $185 a year dues”

So that’s how you get your rocks off? Weird.  

Oh look, it’s the HOA apologist. Always a hoot at parties. 

Actually, it looks pretty badass. But hey, different strokes for different folks. 

And FWIW, Johnnie Walker Gold. ~$70 and delicious. Not as smokey as Black, but very well-balanced and the bottle is gorgeous on your home bar.

And FWIW, Johnnie Walker Gold. ~$70 and delicious. Not as smokey as Black, but very well-balanced and the bottle is…

Whiskey. Nothing says, “Thanks, man” better than a bottle of top shelf booze.

Whiskey. Nothing says, “Thanks, man” better than a bottle of top shelf booze.

Pretty sure I’d be questioning our friendship if that happened

Pretty sure I’d be questioning our friendship if that happened

Arya will have trouble finding a spot for her sword. She’ll enter a restaurant to have dinner with her family as a few nefarious characters walk by or are shown on camera.

Fade to black.

Fin.

Nah, too basic. 

Nah, too basic.