Tip of the hat and take your damn star. I’ll meet you in hell for laughing at that line.

I’m sorry, what are these? I’m too busy with my single malt scotches.

Needs more stars

“still true that “Old Town Road” is everywhere this summer” Huh? Never heard of it until here.

“still true that “Old Town Road” is everywhere this summer” Huh? Never heard of it until here.

What’s his doping protocol?

Swing and a miss

I’m guessing if they gave him a gay pride flag he wouldn’t do the same thing. 

Where was this? We definitely learned that in my school.

So because someone is born a certain way and has been denied basic human rights for millenia, they need to bow to you because you believe in an imaginary man in the sky? Got it.

Used hottub. Ewwwww. Of course the dumbasses took it. 

There’s a lot going on here. 

Probably likes his own pictures on Facebook, too. 

What about swastika flags? Those are a part of history. 

Genocide? Calm down. 

He’s not wrong. 

“I thought it looked very cool with my flared Abercrombie cargo pants and baby backpack (and let’s be honest...I was right)“

Nah, not really.  

“I thought it looked very cool with my flared Abercrombie cargo pants and baby backpack (and let’s be honest...I was…

Never heard of this before. Different strokes I guess. 

Never heard of this before. Different strokes I guess. 

Haha, why would anyone have that many batteries? I mean unless you’re a doomsday prepper...

Haha, why would anyone have that many batteries? I mean unless you’re a doomsday prepper...

Wait. What?

Wait. What?

If he kicks out Mike Piazza from a game then it all comes full circle.