On the plus side, looks like glue prices will be falling. 

That’s how they make Gorilla Glue. From the really old tough horse muscle. 

This is an underrated comment. Take all the stars. 

Darren? Is that you?

Also, this is a dumb sports blog where people often make dumb jokes. We aren’t curing cancer here. 

Harsh. But not wrong. 

Keenan Thompson is a national treasure. 

I’m against idolizing other adults because they may have a level of notoriety for whatever reason.
Getting autographs when you’re 10? Sure.
When you’re a grown ass man with responsibilities? Not so much.

This is a bad take. Lighten up. 

Are you a grown adult getting the signature of other grown adults? Because that’s weird. 

You can get a lovely view from the TVs while shopping in the one of many stores or eating in the one of many establishments.

But they still average 35,000 a game. So umm, around 35,000 people a game wants to fucking go. 

Still won’t protect Max Scherzer’s nose.

9/10

Clocks? Oh, ok. Have the receipts to back that up? Police spokesmen don’t count. 

Punches? Got proof of that? 

“Just think to yourself, what kind of person thinks so highly of themselves they think THEY should be enforcing the laws on the rest of us?”

People that peaked in high school and need feel a sense of superiority? 

“Good” cops. Oh, ok.

Hit? Calm down. 

Hard pass

Hard pass