Scooters are for children and commies. 

Pretty sure my pops would disown me with any of this.

Pretty sure my pops would disown me with any of this.

This looks about right.

“summer wardrobe budget” Haha, okay.
Apparently that’s a thing? 

“summer wardrobe budget” Haha, okay.
Apparently that’s a thing? 

More than $5o for ugly-ass swim trunks?
Hard pass. 

More than $5o for ugly-ass swim trunks?
Hard pass. 

Call? Why? So they can screw up the order yet again?
And if they don’t offer delivery on the web, again, what’s the point?

If I can order what I want in two or three clicks in under a minute and get it delivered, that’s what I’m going to do.

But they deliver me tacos. So, whatevs

F1 really needs to bring back the elaborate driver name on the side

Yeah, he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed. But apparently smart enough to dupe the board and investors to keep his job. And he’ll get a golden parachute eventually.

Wait. You’re telling me that McLaren is dumpster fire and barely a shell of its former self? Surely you jest.

Really? I order 2-3 times a week and had 1, MAYBE 2 orders canceled in the last 5 years. I’m sorry to see that has happened to you, but my experience has been pretty good. 

Talk to another human that I don’t have to? Ugh. Why?

Or, don’t get up in arms over a stupid dad joke. 

Let’s be real, these people aren’t “pro-life”, they are just “pro-birth”.

An upgrade from Perkins?

But it’s not the law anymore. I don’t see what the problem is here. 

But now they aren’t, so how about not living in the past. 

Wow. You seem fun. 

Yet another reason the thought of living in a suburb makes me shudder on the floor in the fetal position.

The rules don’t apply to him. There’s no body damage.