Yet another reason the thought of suburbia makes me nauseous. 

Oh, look. The HOA in questions has made their presence known. 

“I’ve foreclosed on 3 deadbeats this year already and took their houses and put their shit on the curb for not paying up the measly $185 a year dues”

So that’s how you get your rocks off? Weird.  

Oh look, it’s the HOA apologist. Always a hoot at parties. 

Actually, it looks pretty badass. But hey, different strokes for different folks. 

And FWIW, Johnnie Walker Gold. ~$70 and delicious. Not as smokey as Black, but very well-balanced and the bottle is gorgeous on your home bar.

And FWIW, Johnnie Walker Gold. ~$70 and delicious. Not as smokey as Black, but very well-balanced and the bottle is…

Whiskey. Nothing says, “Thanks, man” better than a bottle of top shelf booze.

Whiskey. Nothing says, “Thanks, man” better than a bottle of top shelf booze.

Pretty sure I’d be questioning our friendship if that happened

Pretty sure I’d be questioning our friendship if that happened

Arya will have trouble finding a spot for her sword. She’ll enter a restaurant to have dinner with her family as a few nefarious characters walk by or are shown on camera.

Fade to black.

Fin.

Nah, too basic. 

Nah, too basic. 

Dude. Yes. This.

Derby party? Sounds like an uppity white people thing.

Derby party? Sounds like an uppity white people thing.

As long as they keep winning and return to sustained success, who gives a shit if he’s not a so-called great?

Still getting paid. Just not obscene amounts of money for a couple weeks to play a game.

Might not be a corporate buyout, but new franchise owners. 

I dunno, that whole separatist bullshit might play a part, too. 

Wait. You’re telling me that provincial Quebecois backwoods yokels watching a game in the middle of nowhere are racist? You must be kidding.

Kid’s lucky it wasn’t a football game. Adrian Peterson would have beat his ass with a switch. 

Craig James jokes are always appropriate 

I thought that was Maine