I mean, you’re not wrong. 

Pequod’s is life in a pan. 

Pequod’s is life in a pan. 

Do I get to look like a complete douchebag as well if I wear them like the toolbag in the photo?

Do I get to look like a complete douchebag as well if I wear them like the toolbag in the photo?

Lived in the city for 5 years now and never knew this. Thanks for the tip.

Oh, so you’re the weirdo that doesn’t hold on and falls into everyone when the subways makes an unexpected stop or brakes hard? Thanks for your consideration of others around you.

Have you been to Detroit lately? It’s quite lovely in many, if not most, areas.

Been there. Oof. 

The one that wanted a long weekend?

Manfred needs to be more Silver and less Goodell.

And I bet he wears overalls, too. 

(Should I know who Whitney Cumming is without googling?)

Oh, look. Someone complaining about Pete Davidson. Shocking. 

Nope. Nothing. Don’t listen to the radio and avoid talent show programming like the plague. Sorry, still idea no who she was until this blog post.

I’ll echo the OP, who?

Ah, Hillsong. They bring grifting to a new level. 

He looks like the kinda guy that happily wears nice khakis and a lovely pullover sweater while raking and mowing the lawn.

Caribou FTW! Love them. 

I’ll allow it. Take your +1.

Haha, Valentine’s Day. Suckers. 

Haha, Valentine’s Day. Suckers. 

There’s a whole lotta IF in that statement.