No more dangerous than a track coming out of place or switch not opening and the train derailing. 

None of this matters, sorry. Where’s the Drew update?

Also, true. Point remains on the rednecks & crooks. 

Ok. So we get the terrible reality star/megalomaniac, the guy that makes shitty coffee, and whomever the Democrats run. Got it.

Kinda like the natives in Oklahoma who had the same thing done to them. Just replace team with land. So doublely fuck those rednecks and crooks. 

Wait. The guy in charge of rules for golf has the last name of Slumbers?
Oh, the irony. 

“Timberland is a true outdoor brand”

Bwhahahahaha.  

“Timberland is a true outdoor brand”

Bwhahahahaha.  

Buuut, it’s Walmart. Hard pass.

Buuut, it’s Walmart. Hard pass.

Of course this dude has the Kentucky swoosh haircut that all the uppity southern white boys have.

Mulaney is lovely. 

Yeah, a lot of comedians do that now. I did the same for Chris Rock and Dave Chapelle.

Is there published guide of rules on how to recover from a suicide threat? Just want to make sure others follow the rules and not whatever is working for them. 

Beats are still terrible. 

Beats are still terrible. 

Smokless (meaning 100% less) or 80% less?

Because 20% of smoke is still a lot for indoor cooking.

Smokless (meaning 100% less) or 80% less?

Because 20% of smoke is still a lot for indoor cooking.

Won’t someone think of the children?! Not the children!

I don’t know about likable. Now I just pity them instead of loathing.

Yeah, you pay for a broker in NY. It’s usually around a month’s rent or so. It’s a PIA.

I loved it in Chicago, my broker drove me around town, did all the paperwork, and all it cost me was buying him a coffee and a bottle of whiskey as a thank you.

Oh, yeah. Whoosh. Right over my head. Thanks. 

Did they teach you about punctuation at your high school? Jesus. 

I usually forget they exist.