But they deliver me tacos. So, whatevs

F1 really needs to bring back the elaborate driver name on the side

Yeah, he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed. But apparently smart enough to dupe the board and investors to keep his job. And he’ll get a golden parachute eventually.

Wait. You’re telling me that McLaren is dumpster fire and barely a shell of its former self? Surely you jest.

Really? I order 2-3 times a week and had 1, MAYBE 2 orders canceled in the last 5 years. I’m sorry to see that has happened to you, but my experience has been pretty good. 

Talk to another human that I don’t have to? Ugh. Why?

I was really hoping it would end in a restaurant with a cast of nefarious looking characters walking by then fading to black. 

Is there any correlation between eating ultra-processed foods and using an ugly-ass place mat?

Or, don’t get up in arms over a stupid dad joke. 

Let’s be real, these people aren’t “pro-life”, they are just “pro-birth”.

An upgrade from Perkins?

Looks like a lot of work for something I might only watch once or twice. 

So, nothing that’s actually good or funny.

But it’s not the law anymore. I don’t see what the problem is here. 

But now they aren’t, so how about not living in the past. 

Wow. You seem fun. 

Yet another reason the thought of living in a suburb makes me shudder on the floor in the fetal position.

The rules don’t apply to him. There’s no body damage. 

Yet another reason the thought of suburbia makes me nauseous. 

Oh, look. The HOA in questions has made their presence known.