Whiskey. Nothing says, “Thanks, man” better than a bottle of top shelf booze.

Whiskey. Nothing says, “Thanks, man” better than a bottle of top shelf booze.

Pretty sure I’d be questioning our friendship if that happened

Pretty sure I’d be questioning our friendship if that happened

Arya will have trouble finding a spot for her sword. She’ll enter a restaurant to have dinner with her family as a few nefarious characters walk by or are shown on camera.

Fade to black.

Fin.

Nah, too basic. 

Nah, too basic. 

Dude. Yes. This.

Derby party? Sounds like an uppity white people thing.

Derby party? Sounds like an uppity white people thing.

As long as they keep winning and return to sustained success, who gives a shit if he’s not a so-called great?

Still getting paid. Just not obscene amounts of money for a couple weeks to play a game.

Might not be a corporate buyout, but new franchise owners. 

I dunno, that whole separatist bullshit might play a part, too. 

Wait. You’re telling me that provincial Quebecois backwoods yokels watching a game in the middle of nowhere are racist? You must be kidding.

Kid’s lucky it wasn’t a football game. Adrian Peterson would have beat his ass with a switch. 

Craig James jokes are always appropriate 

I thought that was Maine

I mean, you’re not wrong. 

Pequod’s is life in a pan. 

Pequod’s is life in a pan. 

Do I get to look like a complete douchebag as well if I wear them like the toolbag in the photo?

Do I get to look like a complete douchebag as well if I wear them like the toolbag in the photo?

Lived in the city for 5 years now and never knew this. Thanks for the tip.

Oh, so you’re the weirdo that doesn’t hold on and falls into everyone when the subways makes an unexpected stop or brakes hard? Thanks for your consideration of others around you.

Have you been to Detroit lately? It’s quite lovely in many, if not most, areas.