How will you track your New Year’s fitness resolutions without a wearable device that tracks your runs, your heart rate, and how often you stand up?

How will you track your New Year’s fitness resolutions without a wearable device that tracks your runs, your heart…

I just don’t like joke stealers, male or female. But, hey, let’s paint broad strokes.

Same here. It’s a lovely feeling. 

Well, we found the Fath PR hack. 

It’s not. It’s gross. 

You sound fun. 

This week in “in case anyone gives a shit”, Louis CK tries to be funny again. 

I did the same with the Lions. Best move ever. So much less stress and misery. 

Deserve? For being born into a certain family and mooching off another’s talent?

I wouldn’t give a shit. I’m dead. That’s on them. 

Portland cops are pretty effing racist so this, sadly, is par for the course for them. 

Late 50s/early 60s and working as the late shift hall monitor in a mid-range hotel. Man, this guy has made some shitty choices in life.

But would Lobby Attendant Larry can let a white person finish a phone call?

He’s the dude that finally got Lance Armstrong to admit to his lies and PED use. He also led the BALCO investigations. 

Because D3. 

Same here. Le sigh. 

So Drew’s dead and no one told the masses. Got it. 

That’s what dead people always say

Yes, a handful of ticket stubs that have meaning to them is going to put someone on an episode of Hoarders. Calm down.

Larry, is that you?