Makes Penn State’s cover-up look amateur.

Oh yeah, good call. They are fucking horrible.

Matchbox 20, Maroon 5, insert mainstream generic pop-rock band here - does it really matter? It’s all the same, bland, over-produced crap to fill suburban airwaves.

Agreed. However, “kind of tacky”, more like fugly steel and glass monstrosities that don’t fit the neighborhood no matter how hard they try.

Bet this guy’s a hoot at parties. “Now let me tell YOU about church...”

I would enjoy watching that

I can’t wait to not read this. 

Speaking of growing up, that’s a lot of energy and time for a post he’ll never see.

Fuck off.

Probably more than whatever negativity you’re spewing into the ether. 

What’s “pulling an Offset”?

48? Good lord. Doesn’t look a day over 70. 

Calm down. Let people have their fun.

Except that the A’s still need a place to play.

Depends on what you like, but Mercadito (fancy Mexican) is pretty good and one of my favorites. Chicago Cut and Gibson’s are always good if you don’t mind shelling out a ton for a steak and excellent service. Girl and the Goat for sure (get a reservation now). Slightly outside of the loop, but The Dawson is pretty…

Weird flex on clothes, but ok.

“This is what I’m planning to wear to the wedding next month. Have you thought about what your wearing?”

Umm, it’s a month away, nope. Not one bit. Talk to me the Wednesday before in case I need to get something dry cleaned. 

Fact

Calm down. 

To be fair, they are on the Lions. I think it’s more “NFL-ish linemen”