Wait. $100k to not have to deal with anyone’s shit for 30 days and I get to nap as much as I want? You guys make this sound like a bad thing.

O’Doul’s? GTFO.

Yes.

Isn’t the state that was duped by Curt Schilling into giving him money for a computer game?

I’ve been there plenty, it’s not good. At all. 

Ben, you got what you deserved. Fuck outta here with that scooter. You’re a grown ass man.

Eh, it’s Darwin’s theories at work.

Beef & smoke based BBQ. And 80 mph speed limits.

I know this might be weird, but doing dishes is my zen space. I find it soothing.

My mom is the same way. She was MORTIFIED when she came to visit that I didn’t fully wash the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher.

It’s northwest Arkansas. There’s nothing else there sports-wise to cover, so every little thing is nitpicked to death. Those sports “reporters” down there take their jobs WAAAY too seriously.

Oh, look. A “your mom” quip. Is it “Insults from 1993 Day”?

Robert, is that you?

K-Swiss or GTFO. And if you’re shelling out $400 for sneakers on purpose, you’re an idiot. 

K-Swiss or GTFO. And if you’re shelling out $400 for sneakers on purpose, you’re an idiot. 

Maybe for waif-thin model dudes that wear lip gloss. But not for dudes with any sort of build.

Also, unless you’re Jeff Goldblum, you’re not pulling off the turtleneck suit look. It’s just not a good look. Don’t. 

Maybe for waif-thin model dudes that wear lip gloss. But not for dudes with any sort of build.

Also, unless you’re…

No. Just no. 

Not liable doesn’t equal innocent. 

I bet he wreaked of Cigarettes & Alcohol, too.

And wanted to meet at Digsy’s Diner to pick them up.

Ah, NASCAR. Just making shit up as they go along.