I almost split my optic nerve with the intensity of my eyeroll at your comment. Lighten up. 

Calm down. It was a dude playing a game. God forbid they have fun at some point.

Oh look, Cathy showed up.

But if she comes near anyone with a communicable disease, she’s fucked. 

I mean, they are in Portland. And the police there. Well, you know. 

The Qantas LAX - JFK flight is lovely. And you get a meal!

This is correct. And they tend to be a bit nicer and funny, too. 

What a classy and nuanced response. Thanks for the insight, professor. 

 Because that would be the honorable and right thing to do. And this is America, we can’t have nice things. 

Might not be a Nazi, but definitely condones it and doesn’t take a stand against it. 

You mean they did their job?

This is so good. 

“Lives on the line”, or they did the job they knowingly trained for and signed up to do?

$15 for 2 crappily made eggs and stale toast + delivery + compulsory tip when I have a travel budget to worry about?

Nope. That’s what Clif bars and an apple from the registration desk are for. 

Calm down. 

Hey, look, a real life troll. Cool. 

Nah. There are the cool, rational Christians that don’t bible thump and let you live your life. Then, there is the rest. There are degrees of it. 

You are correct on all accounts. 

I can’t wait to not listen to this album. 

The whole 49 cents? And a pack of checks is what? $10? Breaking the bank.