What?

Literally LOLed at this. Take your star. 

Also immoral and barbaric, assaulting 100+ patients and vulnerable women.

“Either way there is no entirely humane way to house a person who did what he did.”
You say that like it’s a bad thing.  

It is. And it’ll save taxpayers money in the long run. Win-win.

Damn, what a shame. 

Nope. Perfectly timed.

Or you walk them. 

Are you new here? You know that Deadspin always has an opinion, right?

This is the correct take.

Yep, this exactly. 

Don’t forget soapbox derby racing

Completely agree

Calm down.

Not sure if this is sarcastic or serious

Jesus fucking Christ.

My mild dyslexia initially read this as “thinks Kobe is a better top than Lebron”.

This right here. And why I’ll be voting for her. 

I’d say “fuck that guy”, but I think he might be into it. 

Eh, he had it coming. Justice was served.