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Cecilfielderhasabigolebutt
Cecilfielderhasabigolebutt

With what money? Who can afford to buy tickets there?
Let’s help PR keep the lights on first.

How would they keep the lights on? I highly doubt the corporate support needed for sponsorship, season tickets, and suites is there for a sustainable franchise. 

New here?

I’m just really happy this is the ad that came up on this article.

I’m guessing he has CTE

And a pro athlete should never get a DUI. Get a fucking ride share. Or hire a driver and put their ass on an NDA if you’re going to shady places.

I would expect nothing less from a dude with a goatee and a man bun. 

They didn’t have anything to do with the bankruptcy, but hey, let’s make broad strokes to paint a narrative.

It’s a fake, but the point remains. Dude made some TERRIBLE choices and is going to have to answer for it. 

Reprehensible and stupid what he tweeted.

Just because something is popular doesn’t mean it’s good. Hence, Trump. It’s just being able to appeal to the lowest common denominator.

Take your full length star. Bravo!

But, something something FA Cup and a 15 year old Premier League championship!”

I see what you did there. And I like it. 

I really hate to admit I understand the reference.

I just wanted to say I really appreciate your username

Sad!

With no lines for the bathroom, free parking, and reasonably priced food

And that includes a pro athlete known to be a complete asshole on his best of days. Shocking, I tell you. Shocking. 

Friends and families of the douche nozzles? Already forgotten. Go have some more shitty eggs and another bloody Mary that you’ll puke up on the sidewalk outside.

Sorry, man. I got shit to buy.