IS that the dude that cheated on his wife? 

Yep. 100% accurate. 

The fact that a grown-ass man still makes that many Facebook posts and uses a background should be grounds for dismissal.

Right, because that 1am time slot is such a prime viewing period.

I mean god forbid they hire someone that is relevant and has a sense of humor.

I really like that the yacht rock shorts are the ad accompanying this post. Well played cookies and Kinja.

“Fuck her” Well, only if you’re a dude.

I’m assuming she also refrains from shellfish? And those jerseys she wears better not be made of mixed fibers.

Was the SWA employee a robust woman wearing a hoodie and wrap-around sunglasses?

GG Allin Lives!

These incidents are one of my favorite things in life.

It really separates out those who get butthurt over mundane things they can’t control (“My god, won’t someone DO something!? My day is RUINED.) and the those who go with the flow (“Hey, this is funny, let’s see what happens”).

That I can agree with, but only if Sebastian Vettel’s mom brings orange slices.

Ok, so that takes .5 of a second. Maybe we have a whistle and the buddy system like a 3rd grade field trip?

And then do what in the meantime since you can fuel a car and change the tires in under 3 seconds? Hang around for a chat?

1 minute? You might as well do an oil change and change the spark plugs if you’re taking that much time in F1.

And here we are. Do you always just read the headline and make a judgment? If so, I have an interesting deal on some land you might be interested in acquiring.

Well, I see MSU has the same delusional fanbase that Penn State has.
And so it begins.

And get this shit: Jay Paterno is opening a bar in State College, kicking out the one that has been there since Prohibition ended. You know it’s going to be some gross monument to his pops. Maybe they can put the statue there. Fuck that guy.

“Over the past several years, we have dedicated significant new resources to strengthening our efforts to combat sexual violence. Every day, people across campus are working diligently on this critical issue. We acknowledge, however, that we have sometimes fallen short of our goal and the expectations of others. It is…

Yes. This.