Not raped? Sure.

Don’t give them any ideas.

I’m in.

I dunno, I think he might enjoy it.

And what he did wasn’t?

Nah, make him pay. It’s not sadistic, it’s appropriate for what he did.

As a full fledged leftist, I approve of this. Let’s get general population to sort him out, too.

Or the traveler for not taking two whole minutes to check the immigration rules?

Or take responsibility for your actions and check the immigration laws of where you are traveling to since it takes about 90 seconds? I dunno, just a thought.

No, you’re not. I’m in the same boat. Pretty much given up all hope at this point.

COTY nominee

SVP was caught leaving awkward voice mails a few years ago to a young woman he met in a bar. He copped to it and even mentioned in a commencement speech as things not to do in life.

Came here for this.

Came here for this

Schiano has lovely penmanship.

Will not disagree with that. Definitely in the mix.

Sure, Wrigley is nice for a day out. But the food at the G-Spot, c’est magnifique! More of a hockey guy, but hey, let’s paint broad strokes to paint a narrative.

Umm, apologies that I lived around the corner from Pequod’s and it was my local spot?

Do you need a nap? Maybe someone to talk to?

And blames millennials for the slowdown in crappy chain restaurants. How dare they look for quality and support their local merchants!

Again, agree to disagree. Have a lovely afternoon.

Wait. What?