Cost of living and sports. Especially Yankees fans.

Sbarro...already getting the runs just thinking about it.

Sure, cut it down to proportional size and have at it. You can still tell the difference.

This is correct.

This is correct.
But let’s be serious, in Chicago, it’s all about Pequod’s.

Agree to disagree. My old school Brooklyn joints would be easy to pick out.

All of this is true.

I don’t know, but I’m sure we all lose either way.

Fuck. Finally.

And Mantha with the Gordie Howe hat trick FTW

Affirmed.

She’s got a lot of grit and hustle, a real gunslinger. This kid will be just fine.

Make Grammar Great Again

Ecstasy and coke.

I blame the parents.

I know exactly what you’re talking about. Don’t try to be clever. Have a good night.

TL; DR: A woman was sexually assaulted but since we can’t definitively pinpoint how, let’s just move on. Shrugs. Ho hum.

So are these the critical thinking skills they teach in those no-show classes?

This is horribly wrong

Green Latern FTW. But Jet’s is pretty spectactular, too.