This is the best news I’ve seen all day.

So you hit elderly people to feel like a man and prove yourself. Got it.

Yes, yes I am. I live amoungst them both but I am not one of them. Cubs fans are a whole lot less stabby and meth-heady than White Sox fans. At least when I go to a game at Wrigley, I don’t feel the need to run to the stadium from the Red Line for safety.

I didn’t come here for this pun, but I’m glad I did. Tip of the hat.

I killed most of a bottle of Talisker during this game. I’m really going to regret that in the morning.

Yes

Nah, Cubs fans aren’t that bad. Not even close to Cards, mets, Yanks, or Sox (Red & White) fans.

Little did he mention it was a round of 9 holes.

Well now I won’t have to feel guilty watching what turn out to be a month-long jerk off fest of Putin.

What are those nuances? Sexual assault, common decency, hatred for the poor, and outright lying aren’t enough to out weigh the nuance?

True. Unless that person is voting for a decrepit fascist that panders to nationalists, white supremacists, and the lowest common denominator.

October Ready? Like father, like son(?).  

Oh, man. Swimming parents. A small group, but they make hockey parents seem rational. I feel your pain.

New Jersey? Youth sports parents? Seems pretty par for the course.

And cue the MLS apologists with the “small-time soccer league” line in 3, 2, 1...

Real question here, no snark: Could the Catalan teams be integrated to another league, like the French or Italian leagues? I’m sure those national leagues wouldn’t mind the additional TV revenue that would inevitably come with it. The distances aren’t REALLY that far to travel for matches. PSG - Barca twice a year?…

Can they burn those cargo shorts, too? FFS, it’s not 2003.
Oh wait, I get it now.

As a Steelers fan, I understand. Unless I’m at a Steelers bar, I hardly ever wear a tshirt or jersey, lest I be branded as one of “those” fans.

Because I’m hate watching to spite Trump

Agree to disagree. In the rural area where my parents live, there is no bus service and a taxi or car service to the airport is at least $50. Uber/Lyft is $30 max. And in my hood, the car share services are way cheaper than taxis.

But agree that Pool is for the birds.