Wow. You seem fun.

Richard Petty is old as shit and wears a dumb cowboy hat, none of this is surprising.

Yeah, but soccer had oranges at half time. Only thing you’d need for hydration.

That’s where the flavor comes from. So good.

Sir, you are a saint to put up with this. Looks super annoying.

Your friend is my hero

It’s a steel and concrete stadium, burning might be difficult. But the point remains.

Better than, well, you know

Don’T forget, Craig James killed 5 hookers.

I forgot he even existed. Huh.

People still get ATM receipts? And if so, why?!

Do those password managers advertise on this site? Is this an advertorial for those?

Do those password managers advertise on this site? Is this an advertorial for those?

I’m not trusting a damn thing from Equifax. Here’s to them burning in hell!

Or Sirius, or a podcast, or a CD, or Audible, or many many other options for aural entertainment.

+1 for sacking it up and admitting a mistake.

I shouldn’t laugh. But I did.

Oof. Savage.

And then Tweeted about himself doing so makes him part of the story. Do your job without putting the focus on you for your actions.

Joel Zumaya. Oh, what could have been.
Except for that pesky Guitar Hero.